The Great Pretender

Kim Janssen , Staff writer
Daily Southtown

From all the officers who don't need a hero.

"young, inexperienced romper-stomping officers are "hair-gels." Lazy, burned-out cops who'll do anything to dodge real work are "dogs."

one of half a dozen less-successful imitators.

You must be confused. Enjoy the tune its an original, just like all of us who need no imaginary super-hero to speak on our behalf.